It’s TEB and I was in a 182 so I guess I’m the sucker. No marshaling in until I sat on the ramp flashing my lights at the 3 fellows sitting around on their phones. No suitable chocks for wheel paints. No tie downs. The 1 crew car was not available. There was a thunder storm during the 3 hours I was there. I called to ask for a triple chock when I saw the winds pick up and was promised they would take care of it. Returned to see no chocks. $181 handling and parking charges.